star-loser:

Do you think every president goes through an awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

Why am I so anxious? And then it hits me. I’m not anxious, I’m lonely. And I’m lonely in some horribly deep way and for a flash of an instant, I can see just how lonely, and how deep this feeling runs. And it scares the shit out of me to be so lonely because it seems catastrophic - seeing the car just as it hits you. —Augusten Burroughs Dry (via sunspeare)

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

tylerchokely:

This is inspirational